The best thing about late birthday present is that they arrive when you least expect it and blow. your. mind. My wife is better than yours.
This package contained : a wonderful mixtape, a Nala plushie, some Irish tea called On the way to Galway, a whole bag of peanut butter m&m’s, a PEZ dispenser with the Joker’s face, a book called The Man Who Took His Wife For A Hat, THE MOTHERFUCKING IVY LEAF PIN FROM LOTR, a ridiculous How To Succeed ad, an issue of Rolling Stone with Bob Dylan’s face on it, A RYAN GOOSELING DEPRECIATION SOCIETY T-SHIRT WHICH IS BRILLIANT, a beautifully printed version of Worlds Apart (a Klaine/Crisscolfer fic that I wrote), and a card that says Thank You For Being filled with love and happiness.
I am not crying, what do you mean, yoU’RE CRYING